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The Colbert Report: Tek Jansen Tee




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	Item must be returned in 30 days. click here for more information on our general return policy. In-Stock: Ships in 2-5 days This hilarious tee displays Tek Jansen Squad logo on front of shirt. Back of shirt reads “I’ve Obviously Had Hundreds of Girlfriends.” T-shirt is light blue and features navy blue trim on collar and sleeves. 100% Cotton. Made in America!"

$9.99
List Price: $29.99
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Number of reviews: 37

SGT KESKEY, RICK J from SUMNER, WA
more sizes
LOVE THE SHIRT IT IS PERFECT FOR US MARINES OUT HERE IN OKINAWA JAPAN WE ALL WANT ONE. ARE YOU GETTING BIGGER SIZES IN?

A reviewer from New Jersey
If you think...
that the shirt is too "see-through" then layer it with another tshirt or an undershirt. End of story. Colbert rocks.

A reviewer from Westwood, MA
laugh
It made me laugh out loud...what else could you ask for?

A reviewer from Cali
Only wear this shirt if you've got the balls...
... well? Do you have the balls?

Madame Pele from St. Albert, Canada
THE LADIES GOT HOSED
I think the shirt is great but Stephen, what about something for your female fans????

Somebody Special from N' York
The Back Is The Best...
Heck, I'm a GIRL and I loved the shirt regardless of the text on the back. My friends get alot of laughs when they read it. The quality is perfect (low quality is my favorite). Great shirt all in all.

A reviewer from Ann Arbor, MI
Lose the phrase on the back
I was going to buy this, but for the back. Lose it a sell more shirts.

A reviewer from Florida
WE WANT MORE COLBERT STUFF !!!!
I want a Colbert bobble-head ! I want a Colbert coffee mug. I want Colbert stuff !!!! While these t-shirts are okay, they are quite boring. How about a t-shirt with the On Notice list or "Dead To Me" list !!! How about a DVD of episodes? How about a DVD of all the 'fightin'' districts from "Better Know a District". Come on Comedy Central ! Let me come run your merchandise department.

Pippa Morrison from Toronto
What the F*@# about boyfriends?!
What the F*@# about boyfriends?!

Danule from CANADA
the smell, the scent, the power!
the shirt smells like a cheese wheel delicately wrapped in a pink velour shawl.

Liberal Bastard from Venus
Babe Magnet!
Man, as soon as I ordered this t-shirt, women just threw themselves at me, and I wasn't even wearing the damn t-shirt yet! Boy, I can't wait to wear the shirt!

drew Beekler from Lancaster Pa
greatest shirt
The greatest tee shirt in the country and if you don't think so well it dosen't really matter does it now

A reviewer from Dade City, Fl.
Love the front, hate the back.
This shirt would be great if the back was blank. The front says "I'm cool." The back says "No, I'm not." Too bad.

Buck Mulligan from Portland, OR
Boyfriends?
Tek Jansen has never been with a man! Sure, there were a few droids and a couple "mammals" of questionable origins. But NEVER a man. The transvestite on Gloubat 4HZ doesn't count. He staved off an eminent case of hypothermia - Tek saved that tranny's life! Now save your own by buying the shirt.

A reviewer from Rchmond, VA
Love this Shirt
Washed it once, shrunk it and now my wife wears it...And you know her girlfriends are my girlfriends if you get where I'm going. Rock on Tek Jansen!

Bryan from Waupaca, Wisconsin
amazing
This shirt is amazing, nothing else i can say

Bob Sanchez from Columbus, OH
Joke
A lot of people complaine about the phrase on the back.... that's the joke morons. Great shirt, or greatest shirt? Greatest.

christie from ohio
shirt quality is terrible, paper thin material
I was very unsatisfied with the quality of the shirt. It's very cheap looking. The material is paper thin. Was supposed to be a birthday gift, and was embarrassed to give it as a present because of the poor quality.

Brandon Brown from Cicero IN
OMG what a shirt
I'm certain this shirt will make me as studly as Tek Jansen!

Zach Haynes from Kirkwood, MO
f****g sweet
This is the greatest thing man kind ever came up with, when Jesus saw this shrit he said, "dude that is b*****n' I want one" John 311. So that means if you don't buy it for friends, famly, or yourself, get it for jesus.

Lady Canuck from St. Albert, Alberta, Canada
WHAT ABOUT THE LADIES????
The shirt is great and I love Tek Jansen but what about something for the female Colbert fan??? Please, make somethig for the ladies!!!

A reviewer from Tallahasse, FL
The back of the shirt is the best part
Amazing

A reviewer from Canada
Take the text off the back
"This shirt would be great if the back was blank." I agree - if they make one like this i will be first in the virtual line to buy one.

A reviewer from tim@djosephnow.com
It's True.
This is the coolest shirt in the world. I am easily 3 or 4 times cooler than I was yesterday. If that wasn't cool enough, my wife bought it for me! ...yeah...4 times cooler.

Jerad from Orange, CA
I love Colbert and all related products
The girlfriend this is so amazing. I just wish it said like... Colbert Report off to the side on the bottom of the back. More advertising for Colbert = better shirt.

Cathy from MD
How about a shirt for the girls?
Like the front, but the back kinda stinks...

A reviewer from England
Regarding other complaints
"What about the female fans?" Well what about the female queer fans? We are quite happy with people thinking we've had hundreds of girlfriends, thanks. :P It's my perfect t-shirt. Strangers will know I'm a geeky queer girl without even having to talk to me!

Markomatic from San Francisco
At Least Hundreds...
Obviously I've had hundreds of girlfriends because I bought this T-shirt.

A reviewer from Cornwall, ON
RE:
Hey Losers, If you understand Tek Jansen and the Alpha Squad 7, you wouldn't ask stupid questions about why it says GIRLFRIENDS on the back of the shirt. Do you idiots not get the geek joke???

luckioirish from Austin, TX
The back is the best part!
I got this for my husband, we are huge HEROS of the show and he loves this shirt! Don't lose the back, it's the best part. So many people ask him where he got it. It's perfect! I agree though, we need something for the lady heros!

Adrian aka Bramlet Abercrombie from New Vernon, NJ
Now I may not have this actual shirt, but...
I bought the Property of Colbert Nation shirt and love it. If this is the same AmericanApparel shirt then it is thin, but its comfortable and well made. Don't mistake thin material with quality. Its soft and stretchy and wonderful. If your a guy and you don't want it to be tight fitting, order a size up. But more importantly, Tek Janson, for whom this shirt is made, is a dude. Therefore it would make no sense to qoute him as saying "boyfriends." The line is a qoute, not a statement. By wearing it your not saying that you've had many girl/boyfriends, your saying "I love Tek Janson."

Binky from Oakland, CA
Elusive Irony
The shirst is everything (and more) you could want in a $15 shirt: understated and with a sense of humor which requires one to think and put the pieces of the joke together.

A reviewer from Littleton, CO
Why the back?
I love the Logo, but I wish there was an option to buy it without the phrase on the back.

S. Colbert from Womb
Babe Magnet
I continue to fight the babes off...like bears!

A reviewer from Davenport, IA
Cool design, constructed of ill fitting tissue paper.
I read the other reviews and dismissed their warnings of poor quality. Do not make the same mistake. This shirt is cool, but is the lowest quality shirt I have ever purchased. You get better quality shirts at the Styx concert during the county fair. You can see my nipples through it, but that sucks 'cause I'm a guy. Avoid this like an episode of The O'Reilly Factor. It's really that bad. Did I mention the poor quality? I should have, cause IT SUCKS! In addition, this shirt is very poor quality. To compare this shirt to the Bush admisistration would be fair, but I think the shirt may be worse. I take that back, that was rash. Dick Cheney probably thinks Britain is pulling out of this shirt bacause it is so good. To be fair, if you like shirts that fit like they are backwards and 2 sizes too small, YOU WILL LOVE IT!

A reviewer from Minneapolis
Make the Tec Jansen logo take up the whole front of the shirt!
Then I will buy one for the whole family, even my four-year- old girl. Hurry up because her Property of Colbert Nation shirt is getting worn out.

ASOMEMAn!!!!!! from san francisco, CA
BEST SHIRT EVER!!!! THE BACK IS WHY I WANT TO BUY IT!!!!!!!
the back iz the best part! i mean if you don't like the back cuz you think it iz nerdy, then why do you want an alpha squad 7 shirt anyways? and for all the ladyz who want this shirt, just get it and explane, dont complane! (that rymes!!!) this shirt iz awsome. and I have had hundreds of girl friendz! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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