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South Park: Towelie Towel
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"Towelie says: "Don't forget to give a towel" ...to all of your friends this holiday season. Towelie is the perfect companion on all of your adventures, even the ones you take when you never leave your room.

Towelie is a large, full-size bath towel featuring big, red eyes...you can decide how they got so red.

And don't forget to take photos of you and your friends doing things with your towelie...you never know when we'll post 'em.
 
$24.20
List Price: $29.99
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USER REVIEWS   write your own review
Average Review:   Number of reviews: 197
   Kyle from South Park, Colorado
Shut Up!!
NO, WE DON'T WANT TO GET HIGH WITH YOU FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!
   Kim from Sweden
Seriusly dudes.
Why the f**k cant you ship overseas? I NEED a towelie towel and i live in sweden... fix this comedy central. I guess you guys have nooo idea of whats goin on right now huh? Please fix this, and of course i´ll pay for the shipping. THX// The towelie-loving swede.
   A reviewer from virginia
i love towelie
i am so happy they finaly came out with a full size towelie, i love towelie. i wish he was in more showes. you can bet one thing, towelie and i will have one hell of a time.
   Avalanche from Gainesville, Fl
Towelie Rocks!
I need a towelie for shower at the gym, does it come in a big size to fit my "fat ass", I am serious!
   sager from boylston ma
aww dude im like high
awww,oh noes, no ur a towell, im ur towell?....yup, i love towelsie im high
   TYBOY from PHILA.,PENNA.
WOW .......MAN
LOOKS LIKE ME AFTER GETTIN' HIGH
   A reviewer from Quad Cities
Size Matters
The ones listed on ebay say they are 30x60.
   bk from Pensacola, FL
I'd like to know...
I love Towlie, and really want to buy this, but can someone give me the exact dimensions? I don't want an itty-bitty Towlie!
   EMMA from California
Towlie
Me and my mom got towlie for my dad on father's day. He loves it :D South Park is BA. Nuff said.
   brook from greenfield tennessee
tall talllye
i might git 1 4 my bday. i hop i do!!
  A reviewer from Canada
THIS SUCKS!!
South Park is brocasted all over CANADA on COMEDY CENTRAL and you would think that they would ship and sell products over were they are broadcasted!!! Dawn comedy central operations manager. should be fired!!
   A reviewer from Wageningen, Holland.
Towelie + waterpipe
I've actually made a hole in the towel (yes at the mouth) so now i can smoke my Turkish waterpipe with my hero towelie inhaling the smoke with me. Yet ''i have no idea whats going on'', and i was sure ''I can be a writer'' so i posted. My credits for this product.
  A reviewer from IDAHO FALLS, ID
THE WORST CHARACTER EVER MY A$$
MY TOWELIE TOWEL IS BETTER THEN YOURS!!!!THE ONLY THING IS I THINK HE STILLS SOME OF MY WEED.
   Mike Oxhuge from Minneapolis, MN
A million little fibers
I'm so messed up right now ...
   A reviewer from milford,ma
cool
towelie is always there for me when i get high
   Englishman from Halifax, England
I love towelie
definately never goin t forget to bring my towel again!!!
  A reviewer from michigan
protect your towelie
my towelie was stolen, now i am buying another, protect your towelie
   lord nivrag from Kennewick,WA
It sound like the begining to funky town
It world be my dream to dry myself with the highest technology of all towells
   A reviewer from TUCSON, AZ
I LOVE TOWELIE, WE COULD PARTY ALL THE TIME !!
NOTHING CAN BEAT HAVEN YOUR OWN TOWELIE FOR WHAT EVER U WANT TO DO !!!!!!!! :)
   A reviewer from oklahoma city
i want the towel to talk
when is he going to start talking?
   devin jenkins from clifton park,new york
woooooooooooooooow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow wow wow wow w:)
   Towelie from Southpark,Colorodo
towelie
Dont forget to bring a towel...gonna catch a cold....wanna get high??
  Jasmine from miami,FL
I LOVE TOWELIE!!
i got my towelie towel for my birthday and now i take him evertwhere with me...the beach the pool the lake.!! i LOVE towelie! 3
   Evan from Key West, FL
SWEEET!
Someone buy me one for x-mas!
   hunter from lizella GA
awesome
towlies words to live by "dont forget your towel,wanna get high?"
   A reviewer from Iowa
Brilliant
Ill just do a towel call, "BADAAAADA! BADAAAAADDA!
   Christine from Sharon, Pa
I'm a towel!
Towlie rocks, he's my hero! You need to make a Towelie Halloween Costume, and make a Towelie towel that talks, also whip up some Mr. Hankey and Towelie Christmas ornaments. PUT TOWELIE IN MORE SHOWS!!!!!
   lmgg from denver, CO
Towelie Towel
Your a beaner towel!
   jack from Miami, FL
sweet!
im so gettin 1, ur a towel! lol!
  marco wood from macon ga.
this towel is the coolest sh@% ever
i luv towelie i luv towelie iluv towelie. no your a towel!!!
   A reviewer from Knoxville
towel
You're a beaner towel!
   A reviewer from LA, CA
Don't Panic
I have it on good authority that Towelie is a tribute to Douglas Adams Hitch hikers Guide, in case yoou are unenlightened, it is a must read. Always have your towel to be a cool Frood.
  A reviewer from newbuty park
your gys wanna get high?
its the mellody of the funcky town. its my faworet stound towl. lol
   Minime from Portland, OR
Towels Rule!
I NEVER Forget my Towel!
   Jointy from South Park, Colorado
Woah...
I'm so high right now, I have no idea whats going on...
   JUSTIN KIRK from Vancouver Island B.C.
sex with towel
i'm going to get a towel and have sex with it but not a towelie towel they're too expensive
   A reviewer from nevada
this is the coolest product ever!!!
this is the coolest thing ever! i've been waiting for this to come out! i knew it would someday!!!
   Evelyn from Miami
TOWLIE ROCKS MY WORLD
Aww man.. i rent is due by the end of this week and i dont have any money.. wait let me get high.. (popeyes anthem) ... i know i can be a writer (a million little fibers).. LOL.. TOWLIE IS THE BEST!
   Neb from Chelmsford, MA
THE BEST TOWELL EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
FINALLY, SOUTH PARK FANS CAN REJOICE BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT THERE IS NOW A TOWELL FOR EVERYPNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR A TOWELL!
   Boss from Bloomsburg, PA
You did a good thing
The person who thought up this piece of merchandise deserves a reward... You deserve to get high.
   Brodyman from Baton Rouge
Stu-f****n-pendis
This is one of the coolest things I've ever seen in my life. I want one.
   Johnny B from MI
It's about time...
I have no idea what's going on right now...
   Gotta love Towelie from Leicester, England
Rocks..
Mister Tangent whatsyerface, this towel being so wanted (and awesome) PROVES their point.. which is a good thing. Also it rocks :) YEEESSS
   A reviewer from miami
toweli
towelie is so freakin awesome...wanna get high
   A reviewer from Brooklyn, NY
towelie
no you're a towel
   A reviewer from Iowa City, IA
I have no idea what's going on
Yeah? Well you're stupid.
   Butters8484 from Amherst, MA
YES!!
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. If I wasn't a poor unemployed college student I would buy them all. I love Towelie!
   Ricard420 from prince george,bc
oh oh my god im so high right now
Dont forget to bring a towel.
   adeepercut2k from SD, CA
Towelie
No, you're a towel.
   Paul from San Diego
Don't preach to me, fatso!
I have no idea what's going on.
   A reviewer from Tempe, AZ
FINALLY!!!
Thank u for giving us what we all wanted, the Towlie Towel!! THIS IS THE MOST BALLA SH!T EVA!!
   Adam Smith from Challis, ID
Wanna get Dry
The power of the smart towell is breath taking, canculating the wetness of the user and self fluffing to the exact softness needed to completly dry the user. You'll never see a towell so great!!!
  Glorynow from DE (the state)
make the supplies unlimited
Make the supplies unlimited and add a voice box to it so you can get all of Towlie's famous quotes, like my all time favorite, "what?" after he was picked as a finalist to replace Kenny. I never knew a ONE WORD QUESTION COULD BE SO FUNNY.
   joshua starcher from Ohio bithches
need more towelie
this s**t tight its about time you come out with it b****s. put towelie in more shows.
   A reviewer from New York, NY
High
Man Im so high, I dont know what to buy.
   Michelle from Hinsdale, NY
Super Towelie!
This is the greatest thing ever I am buying 5 of them!!!!! Now my husband will shower!
   A reviewer from Hartford, CT
This guy is clueless
Don't call me shoeless! You're shoeless!
   Bill Bluntman from carson city nv
tlley suports med use
yo talley lets try mine
  A reviewer from flordia
why dont i just get a little hygh
if towlie was real i would date him
   Tommy from Miami, Fl
Towelie
I want a towelie halloween costume!
   Math Math from Québec, QC, Canada (My head is as normal as yours USA!)
Funky Town!
OMGROFLOLMAO Towelie is the most hilarious character ever created! I SO want my own Towelie!!! Hope you guys sell 215 millions of these :D
   Jazzy from folrida
i LOVE towelie!
he is my idol..he SOO kool and the best part hes ALWAYS high...hes funny too!
   Jazzy from canada!!
i LOVE towelie!!!
OMG.. towelie is my idol!i love he SOO much...i cant wait till i get my towelie towel for my b-day! dont forget to bring a towel , gonna catch a cold ... wanna get high?LOL
   will from SPRINGFIELD,MA
you want to get high
YOU WANT TO GET HIGH? YES OR NO
   Katelynn from Placentia, California
OMG
I love towelie and never forget to bring a towel HI DANIELLE!!! I am going to buy one for my brothers for their birthday also
   Mike Oxmaul from St. Cloud, FL
Toweleeeie
You Wanna Get High? You're A Towel Don't Forget To Bring A Towel I'm Gonna Get High
   Hal from lalaland
HEY
DONT PREACH TO ME FATSO
   A reviewer from dublin
sweet
sweet,thought it took them long enough
  A reviewer from calgary alberta canada
How spicy do you want your chang sauce?
Our waiter has been mixing chang sauce for 15 minutes.
   A reviewer from Texas
420
love him
  A reviewer from purcellville,va
towelie rocks
dont forget to bring a towel
  A reviewer from rhode island
towelie
Your a towel
   crzycheerchik321 from Anaheim, CA
get high
u guys wanna get high... dont forget to bring a towel!!!
   professional pothead from SoCal
I love towlie!
I waited for this for so long! Cant wait to get high with my Towelie. Thank you!!!!
   SouthParKrazy from Denver, NC
Towelie
MAKE MORE TOWELIES...YOU BASTARDS!
   Sexualjim from colwyn bay, UK
No Wait, Ill Get High To Reward Myself!
Ahhh Yeh, Thats The Way To Funkytown!
   Vince Hans from Chi-town, illNOIZ
High AND DRY
Yeah...gotta get "PINE-OUT" with Towelie on deck. WE go back like cut-off footies on too small superman pajamas...thats my manz 50grand
   A reviewer from Sparks, NV
Question..?
Does Towlie talk..?
  Neb from Chelmsford, MA
THE BEST TOWELL EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
FINALLY, SOUTH PARK FANS CAN REJOICE BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT THERE IS NOW A TOWELL FOR EVERYPNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR A TOWELL!
   Big Mac from Tulsa, OK
stuff and things
yo toweilie's kool so yo the towel is also pretty cool "o man i dont know what im doing im soooo high" said towelie
   toweliefan1 from New York
wanna get high?
you're a towel
   Stoner666917 from 518, New York
Beaner
Well you're a beaner towel.
   A reviewer from Mount Pleasant, MI
MORE TOWLIE
you guys need towlie to be in more shows he is freakin hilarious
   SWEET PURPLE CANDY from Salida,CA
Don't forget to spark a dubee
How hot would you like your Chang Sauce? Oh man. I have no idea what I'm doing. This will be a best seller. Towelie Rules! Everyone-blow those treez into the air. Towelie.....Salute!!!
   hustler2no from Bronx, NY
yeahhhhhhhhhhh
i love towelie and even tho it took a few years .. now almost all of the the die hard towelie fans will have there own special towel.. i will get this towel for sure.. and then me and towelie finally gonna spark up together.. you wanna get high? alllriiight
   Michael J. G. from Pittsburgh, PA
Great! But, um, how'd I get so high?
I glanced over the towel to read the...wait, what was I doing? Oh yeah, reviews. But, who? Oh yeah, Towlie lost his, hold on, it's coming, his, L, no G, oh, J. Dr. Dre has a towel saying "The Cronic" on it AND a leaf, so why can't towlie have his f*****g Jane?
   DIRTY LES from SOUTH EAST S.D. CALI
WANNA GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEED ONE THESE TOWELS TO MATCH MY PERSONALITY, BECAUSE I STAY HIGH 24/7 SOMETIMES EVEN AT WORK, WHICH NO ONE EVER NOTICES.
   orlando from New York
towelie rocks!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey guys!!! Ya wanna get high?
   A reviewer from jacksonville florida
High
Im so high right now. Towelie shold has his own show man.
   A reviewer from Saint James City ,Florida
so........
I have no idea what's going on....
   mcflirty69 from Chicago, Il
b***hen!
no wait, maybe it was down that dirt road?! towlie rocks!!!
   Sue Riley from Chicago
I NEED YOU TOWELIE!!!
I am such a Towelie fan my nickname is TowelieToo...i cant wait to cuddle with him :o)
   nicknice from westPORT CT!
that's it...
that's it... thats the song from funky town.
   Meni from Deerfield Beach, FL
Towelie is god
I'm buying this shirt NOW Wheres the Towelie shirt though???
   MaryJ. from Orange County, CA
WANNA GET HIgh!!!!!!!!!
He doesn't look complete, he NEEDS his "J"... but anyways Toweli needs to make more apperances... "wanna get high" Dont forget to bring a towel....LOL!!!!
  Shandin from Oregon
Wanna get high???
Why's everybody gotta ride me today?
   John from South Korea
The perfect gift for any occasion
For my sister's birthday: a Towelie Towel! We're all gonna' get just a litle bit high. Peace out! Towelie rocks!
   A reviewer from Reston
About time - but one thing is missing!
He needs a nice fattie in his hand. Shouldn't each towel be shipped with a dube?!?
   A reviewer from Figueira da Foz, Portugal
LOOOOL
Towelie keimado...LOOOOOL Faz Essa! O.o towelie rocks!
   A reviewer from Boise, ID
SWEET !!!
Thats my last "j" a-hole! Now that towlie is out, maybe everyone will quit ridin him! THANKS FOR FINALLY MAKING THIS AVAILABLE.....
   A reviewer from Ct.
HEY
This is a sexy towel
   Mik from Melbourne, Australia
Towlie does OZ
How do I get a couple of these down here, I want a Towlie
   A reviewer from new york,new york
are u high
mr. towelie is harilous (wana gat high) he should be in more shows
   G-Dub from Visalia, CA
Worst character ever
"Towelie, you're like the worst character ever." And Towelie says, "Yeah, I know."
  Tiffany from OHIO
High 24/7
Towelie lets get high!!! Everyone join in, an bring one!!!
   A reviewer from staffordshire england
south park: Towelie towel
a towelie towel......! im going home!
   A reviewer from Brooklyn, NY
I GOT MY TOWEL TODAY
WOW! Its super absorbent! I am so dry right now. But I keep getting drier and drier!! hahaha
   shane from canada
i like south park
hey i like south park
  Tye James from usa
Riddle me this!!??
What gets wetter as it drys??!! hahaha
   A reviewer from narragansett Rhide Island
ha kids want to get high
towelie is awsome
   A reviewer from Austin, TX
A towlie towel?
How did they ever think of this for a product? It's like, there's a towel on the show, and now there's a real towel that you can buy.
  A reviewer from Cleveland, OH
YEA !!!!!
I LOVE TOWELIE. TOWELIE IS MY HERO I WANT ONE SOOOOOO BAD!!!! I CANT WAIT TO GET HIM!!!
   A reviewer from Canada
I Hate Towlie
I hate Towlie where or when can i get a t shirt that projects my feelings about him as advertised on the episode with Towlie. Coincidently my twin brother loves towlie where cna he get a t shirt that refelcts his feelings?
   Jacqueline Henderson from Warrensburg, MO 64093
maybe i'll just get a little high
Towelie is my luver.
  A reviewer from tx
towie is the best you could have
towelie is the best thing you could have w/ you when ever you need it
   BFD from US and A
It's gone....
Don't care, don't care, don't care. We just want our Okama Game Sphere back.
   Michael Running from Kingston Ont. Canada
Its Great!
...And i Can't wait to have my own!!! Its the one thing i will buy for my self this X-Mas!! And I can't wait!!!
   A reviewer from Coopersville Michigan
Towelie
I spent days waiting for the package to arrive, and when it did, I just couldn't contain myself. I cried, laughed, even screamed as I hugged my new towel. Thank you comedy central for making my dreams come true. Towelie and I will spend many nights smoking and laughing as we enjoy each others company. He is the new love of my life:)
   A reviewer from Houlton, ME
I wish they weren't out of stock
I'd like to get one for my brother for Christmas.
   janet freeway from Santa Monica, CA
The Eyes Have It
My cats were bored with their food, so they got me a Towelie as a gift. They thought I'd think it was stupid. I don't think it's stupid. I love it. One slight problem, though - no matter where you put it or how you fold it, it won't stop looking at you. It's making me - paranormal? parabolic? Paranoid - it's making me paranoid...
   spike from east nashville,tn
towlie ROCKS!!!
towlie rocks me rolls me and dries me off!every stoner needs a few.waiting to get mine!!need more towlie apperances on the show and more items.he ROCKS!
   A reviewer from NYC
Happy Holidays!
and whatever you do, don't forget to bring a towel!
   Liz from Ottawa, Canada
words of wisdom
"I shouldn't get high to come up with ideas. I should come up with ideas and then get high to reward myself!" - Stephen McTowelie
   Tya Alpha from Bikini Bottom,Sea
I Feel Weird!!!
I Pledge Allegence To The Flag Of The United Bikini Bottom And To The Republic For Which It Stands One Nation,Under God, Indevisible With Liberty And Justice For Alls.
  Rob from Omaha, NE
Bloodshot
I'm so high I can't remember what the hell I'm reviewing. Anyone got some munchies?
   A reviewer from RI
NICE
I would like smoke the towel
   Giovanna from Oakdale, Louisiana
"Won't you take me down, to funkytown?"
Towelie is very funny, and i love when he gets high and types the password and says "Won't you take me down to funkytown?" I love it when he says cartman is a towel.
   Chris from San Diego, CA
About time! It's like a dream come true!
Great quality and good price. Very satisfied.
   Krayven Sumhead from Ottawa Lake, MI
Route 66
I was looking closely into Towlie's eyes and thought I saw the original route 66 mapped out in there. I put a little bottle of Visine in Towlie's hand to help "get the red out". Then I burned one and we both had a good laugh.
   nicky thomas from winstion salem,north caraliona
yes i wona get high
this s is the bom wona get high
   luvmytowel from st. louis mo.
''do you know whats its like to be too dry''
I absolutely love my new towel. hes the coolest and I am the dryest. Its hard to say whos the highest though (but I think its me). I have been waiting 5 darn seasons for this and it made my day to see he was finally here. thanks comedy central!!!
   A reviewer from Voorhees, NJ
Finally!
I've been wanting a Towelie towel ever since I saw the first (joke) commercial for it, and was so disappointed when they weren't actually selling them...but now I can finally achieve my lifelong dream of owning a Towelie towel! Is it just me, or is he even funnier now? :)
   jdawg from C town, ohio
highhhhhhhhh
i have no idea whats going on
   A reviewer from Plainsboro, NJ
My new best friend.
This is the best present so far!! It's like having the true towelie in your own home!! I hung him up and taped on a custom designed paper bong for him to hold. I love my towelie...He is my new best friend.
  A reviewer from Newport Beach, CA
You're a towel!
I need to go hit my Volcano, I am so excited about this!
   A reviewer from Tampa
Towlie is cool, but where is Mr. Hat?
I know Mr. Hat hasnt been on the show in a while, but oh what I would do for a Mr. Hat of my very own!
   Pissed Off Redneck Conservative from Ohio
dey dook er jaebs
F**k you hippies go eat some tofu and throw some frisbies and hug a tree and don't cut or wash your hair (you're smellin' up the bus)
   A reviewer from Vancouver
Towlie Rules!!!
Towlies not in enough scenes. He needs to do something heroic as it's a tesimony to the unrealistic aims against pot when cig's liquor are way legal. Towlie says: "Stop meth use! Just get a little high but not on meth or crack or tobacco alcohol" Yours Towlie
   Fanie Mae Rolen from Montezuma, GA
Towlie is SWEET!!!! Only downflaw is it doen't talk.
Towlie is the bomb, i bought two just in case something happens to one of them. the only thing i wish it done would be to say some of his lingo when you pushed a button on the towel.
  A reviewer from Swazzleton
Don't stop till ya get enough.
Towelie wipes my Mangina away.
   Ed from Vancouver,BC,Canada/Port Angeles,WA,USA
Sweden
For Kim in Sweden. Wait til 2009 when Comedy Central comes.
   elvira from mexico
everybodyhave a towile getting high powers, when get high!!!
its super cool towlie its the best i just love it, and i know everybody needs a towlie towel. but i need ask, the towel didnt say you wanna get high, or i have no idea whats going on?? but well anyway i love it
  TIMMY from Miama, FL
NOOOOOOOO
Mines not talking....
   cheech from texas
yessssss
i have waited forever for this!!!!!!! now i can chill with my best friend
   Smokey McPot from HB
'bout time
It is time everyone bows to genius that is TOWLIE! He should get his own movie... "Thread count 420". I can see it now Towlie at sundance, Seacrest interviewing Towelie on the red carpet at the Oscars. Yea, yea, Towelie...
   Angel Victoria Jacques from London, UK
I want one!!
I'm going to buy one, THEY KICK MAJOR A**!!!
   A reviewer from citra, fl
question
what are the dimensions?
   Matthew from Oregon
I wanna get high...on towelie
I want to caress towelie so gently and lovingly...he's a real man's towel.
   A reviewer from ft laud
ya
thats it...thats the tune to funky town!
   A reviewer from Eastprovidence,RI
wat was we talkin bout
wat was we talkin bout
   Cees from A's from Atlanta
And bogart my stash?
Dewd! I'm not getting Towlie for my place, I'm afraid he'll bogart all my stash, man! he just doesn't seem like a trustable kinda person, what with tryin' to pull the wool over my eyes and such... Awesome character tho! Cheers! Cees from A's
  Yrekagrow from NORCAL
Towelie loves to live in Weed...California
This is a great product. People always want to know where I got it. Ihave received many compliments on it.
   A reviewer from new york, NY
awesome
damn this is hilarious dont forget to buy this towel
   Random_Tangent from Winston-Salem, NC
Um...
Wasn't Towelie a joke about how stupid marketing tie-ins were? Isn't this exactly the opposite of the intent? *sigh*
   JERI JONES from CALI
HIGH
I LOVE YOU TOWELIE GLAD OURE BAC HOME AND WHENEVER YOU FOGET SOMETHING,I HAVE SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE U REMEMBER.WELCOME HOME T........ UM .WHATS YOUR NAME AGAIN
   A reviewer from Toronto, Ontario
Canada
"No, you're a beano towel!" This thing loooooks and probably feels amazing. Does it have a microchip?
   A reviewer from Duncleanforgot, IRE
Doot De Doot-Doot Doot Dootdootdedoot Doot!!
That's it, the melody to FunkyTown!!!
   A reviewer from Heaven
Yes I am Getting High
Finally I can get high with towelie!! I WANT one.
  A reviewer from cerritos, ca
Which one will you choose
You wanna get high or save your friends?!?!?!
   A reviewer from Georgia
stupid towel
towelie, you're the worst character ever...i know
   dennis stoffer from carson city N V
tally try mine
we love tally he suports med use try mine
   Mrhutt from boxboro,ma
Great
Thats my last towel *******!
   Ignignokt_and_Err from Cleveland
SWEEEET
Dude, Towelie had nothing to do with marketing, he was a play on Public Service Announcements, and then he had more episodes including one criticizing video games vs real life. P.S. Wou Wanna Get High?
   eric from Anaheim,CA.
Hey
Hey,that's my last J a**hole.
   A reviewer from San Jose, CA
I'm a towel!!!
Finally got mine, wait, let me get high. This thing is too cool, I'm gonna get a couple more. Aw man, I have no idea what's going on right now... TOO COOL
   A Boy from Andover, Kansas
This Is the coolest towel in the world!
I wish i was as cool as Towelie!
   Jennifer Poopy from Port Charlotte, FL
Towlie Rocks
I waited so long for towlie to be in stock and I finally received in a few days ago. It was worth the wait. It's huge!
   marie_jane from WI
oh my god
i want to get high with towelie.
   A reviewer from norwalk, ca
I thought you hade the code in ur memory bank!
"For What"??!!
   Pope from Pennsylvania
Towelie is great! I love Towelie!
I am always cold after a shower. I can't wait for Towelie to keep me warm, not to mention high and dry! There better not be a Towelie-Ban!
   Beave from Mother's Womb
Hey
Wanna Get High?
   A reviewer from Phoenix, AZ
I wanna get one
I REALLY want one!
   A reviewer from ohio
lets get hight
towelie is the best
  Canabishelby from Carlsbad, SoCal
Finally!!!! Ive been waiting for this for over 2 years!
This towel would be way better if there was a water-proof speaher in the towel and he had extendable arms and wehn you press them he says his many famous sayings!!-This idea is copyrighted!!! Comedy central if you steal my marketing idea ill sue!!!
   t-mac from midland,MI
sweet
i want it
   A reviewer from brownsville, tx
Don't forget to take a towel...
"Just let me get high...then i'll remember."
   Austin (a girl) from Orangeburg,SC
Towelie
I love South Park and laugh my *** off watching it. Although, it would be so much better if I saw more of Towelie. He is just so funny.
  A reviewer from jacksonville, florida
friggin' funny!
Towelie says.....o wow!....just what the hell do i say??? cough! cough! cough!
   A reviewer from Hughesville, PA
Towlie, do you like this product?
"Whaaat??" "I just wish I was in more episodes.....so I can get high."
   earthpoppa from Telluride, CO
It's a towel with great personality!!
We'll have many great adventures together!!
  Timmmmay from Cromwell, CT
You're stupid...no YOU'RE STUPID
Oh yeah, well you're a towel! YOU'RE A TOWEL!!!! You're the worst character ever Towlie...I know.
   Towlie (A Bong Hit) from Albany, NY
Ill be over here, ... if you want to get high...
Ill just use my magical getting high powers ONE last time.... then i can figure out how to get enough money for this SWEET towel...
  JERKSTOR from TUCSON,AZ
IT'S GGGGGRRRRRRREEEEEEEAAAATTTT!
THIS TOWELIE IS JUST LIKE A BEACH TOWEL ALL OF THE GRAFFIX ARE MADE INTO THE TOWEL NOT SEWN ON AND DURABLE SIZE IS 60"X29". UUM...UUUMM... WANNA GET HIGH?
   A reviewer from Miami, FL
Towelie?
What? ...I have no idea what's goin' on.
  A reviewer from Bulgaria
cool
this is the shit!
   A reviewer from Canada
Towelie's great but..
This sucks, we're kinda f*cked over in canada, you're not shipping here and supplies are limited, seriously wtf
   brandoncarlock 420 from schenectadynewyork
smokeallday
this is a pot smokeing towal cool dude 420 baby
   Rick and Angelique from Funkytown
Fantastic
I just wanna say.. that this is the greatest towel ever! I don't even have one yet and it's great! I already feel drier!!! You guys wanna get high???? When you go to a hotel, it's always good to bring an extra towel!!
  A reviewer from Oxford, MI.
Towelie Rocks!!!!!
Towelie loves to ride Off-Road here in Michigan. Don't forget your Towel.
   A reviewer from Washougal WA
Towlie
i love this towel it is awsome i bring it swimming alot and people always complament on it or i hear *dont forget do bring a towel* when i bring it anywhere.
   A reviewer from Hackettstown, NJ
I love towlie but..
I have always loved towlie ever since her first came on the show but i dont think i will get one. Come on, think about it.. What would happen if towelie got me way, way too dry? I bet you dont know the feeling
   dethtowel from Overthere, Weedland
Towelie is the sickest motherf*cker sown together
Uhh.. I forgot what I was going to say. Let me get high first, then I'll remember. P.S. Buy This!!
   A reviewer from waco,tx
he's my bud
hey man, gotta share the stash with someone i trust.
   John Snead from Eden,NC
Wanna Get High???
dat mess is off da hook
   A reviewer from Dallas, TX.
Ohh mannn!!
Towliee!!!!!! Wanna get high?.. He's my idol. :P I'll be da first one to buy it!
   AbePimp from Mtl, QC, Canada
You're a smally towel!
It's nice, it's small. I wished for a bigger one. More like a hand towel.
   A reviewer from rockford, ILL
bring a towle
dont forget to bring a towle cuz you never no when you'll need one ..............wanna get a little HIGH



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