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South Park: Towelie T-Shirt
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I have no idea what's going on. South Park's Towelie offers sobering, clear-eyed advice, like "Don't Fortget To Bring A Towel." This is really good advice. Your more, er, forgetful friends will thank you.

100% pre-shrunk cotton black adult t-shirt.
 
$14.99
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Average Review:   Number of reviews: 42
   STRANGLEHOLD from BLITZBURGH,PA
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE TOWELIE TOWELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE......PLEASE.......PRETTY PLEASE MAKE SOME TOWELIE TOWELS. WITH RED EYES TOO!
   A reviewer from Dayton, OH
TOWEL
I WANT AN ACTUAL TOWEL!!!!
   A reviewer from Paris, France
i want a towelie towel who talks
i'm from paris and i want a towelie towel who talks
  tragicallyblonde69 from Kelowna/Terrace,B.C.
canadian gurls kick a**
As a true canadian mom of 5...YUP!..COUNT 'EM...gorgeous girls,(they take after their Mom!!)..I always tell them..."keep your beach towelies folded..." Cartman, get off your fat a** and I'll make you some pie. Everyone else..you're grounded, back to my house. xo yummy mommy xo
  A reviewer from nowhere
sick-nasty
i hope they come out with the 'I Love Towelie' and 'I Hate Towelie' shirts again
   A reviewer from Los Angeles, CA
product development
I think there should be a bath or beach towel that 'IS' Towlie...bloodshot eyes and all...perhaps with a microchip insert that when touched throws out the best of Towlie sayings such as 'wanna get high?' or 'you're a towel' or 'don't forget to bring a towel', etc...
   A reviewer from Torrence, CA
Towelie
It should have "wanna get high?" written on it!!! And red eyes! hahaha
   phillip from detroit MI
towelie rules
It needs to have towelie on the back......with the saying "your a towel"
   A reviewer from Union, SC
Product Developement
I second the idea of a towel that is towelie.
   Missy from New York
Towelie Towel
Towels should be more into getting High
   A reviewer from Toronto, ON
The other one was better
"I have no idea what's going on" was a much better T-shirt on this site. Shame its not currently available.
   A reviewer from Orlando, Fl
Towelie
I like this one...but on the back or something is should be like wanna get high? I tried to order this shirt but its been backordered forever...
   A reviewer from Venice, FL
pretty cool
Where are the original white "I Love Towelie" and "I Hate Towelie" T-shirts? You know, from the original episode?
   Lori from Texas
Towelie needs to say . . .
Towelie t-shirt needs to say "wanna get high?" and he should look all stoned!!
   A reviewer from Winnipeg MB
Towelie Shirt
I think it should say do you wanna get high?
   AssMaster, Master of Ass from Sydney, Oz.
Towelie Towel
Come on guys a Towelie Towel. That's all we're asking for here. A blue towel with some god-dang red eyes stuck on it. Get the whips out and get those sweat shop slaves working!!!
   A reviewer from NY
cuz i got high
i forgot to do my homework because i got high and it should have towelie holding a joint
   A reviewer from Phx, AZ
a real Towelie Towel
Please!!! Create a real Towelie towel soon! I need one for my son's birthday!!
   A reviewer from South Hero, VT
Please give us a towlie shirt that says "Wanna get high"
Please give us a towelie t-shirt that says"wanna get high?". He must also have his bloodshot eyes! Please give the people what they want!:)
   fondas from lol
why?
why the hell they don't sell Towelie towels if demand is so high??? I want one!!! Is doesn't have to talk anything. I bet it's not hard to do it
   A reviewer from Dunn, NC
golf club head cover
We need a towlie head cover for a golf club. That would sell almost as good as a towel.
   ELISE from Baton Rouge, LA
Towelie Towel
Like everyone else wants...PLEASE MAKE A TOWELIE TOWEL!!!!
   lauren from brisbane australia y'all
duh! make it a towel!
i'm sure many viewers would appreciate an actual towelie towel. i desperately want one and i'm super duper serial! tshirt=good, towelie towel=way better. maybe i just haven't looked on the net enough but please if someone finds or has one, i want it! (please wash it beforehand - we don't want any nasty surprises...nothing suss)WANNA GET HIGH WITH A TOWELIE TOWEL? I KNOW I DO...
   penno from UK
towelie towel
the towelie t-shirt is good but a towelie towel would be great. please make one, it dusnt have to talk, just a normal towelie towel! please.
   ryan from Etters, PA
Towelie Towel
you seriously need to get a towelie towel on here, because that would be "tits" haha...and everyone on this forum would be buying millions
   Brian Owens from Escondido, CA
Towelie Towel
I am 100% shure that if your company made a Towelie Towel!!you guys would make a lot of money... I know I want one!!!!
   Kerry from Birmingham,England
Wicked T-Shirt, but please please make a towel of Towelie.
I love Towelie and the T-Shirt is really cool. But please please can we have a towel of Towelie. Would be great. If you could add a few phrases like "wanna get high?". Would be amazing.
   Jake from The back waters of Canada
We want Towlie Towels!!!!
I demand you start making towlie towels or I will start burning munks
   DarezGhost from Orlando, FL
god damn it!
where is the towelie towel!!! god damn it i want the towelie towel! dur dur! timmeh!
   A reviewer from alb, NM
towelie is a pimp
Im with everyone else...... we need a towelie towel!!!!!!!
   respect my authority from nottingham
i love towelie but a towelie towel wud be better :(
u guys need a towilie towel as u wud make millions i live in britian and wud buy one !!! dont 4get the phrases like wanna get high ? or im so high i dont no wots going on !!
   A reviewer from Colorado Springs, CO
I want a f****g towlie
I want my Towlie, I wanna get high with Towlie!!!! I want it to say things like "wanna get high" and "man I got the munchies", things like that. How come you can sell "Mr. Hanky", that piece of sh*t, but you can't sell Towlie.
   tawnya from Denver CO
We Want Towelie Towels
We Want Towelie Towels, We want Towelie Towels, We want Towelie Towels!!!!!!!!!!! Well at least I know I WANT A TOWELIE TOWEL!!! I'd would be like my blanky and I would take it everyewhere i go! South Park is So dear to me, cuz my family owns land in South Park, Park County Colorado. Woo Hoo!!! Go Matt and Trey!! We Want Towelie Towels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   A reviewer from ontario canada
this shirt rocks
this t-shirt sooo cool i'm getting it for my bro for x-mas
   A reviewer from los angeles, ca
You need to make a Towlie shirt that says
"I got no idea whats going on."
   A reviewer from Liverpool, England
m'kay
I want the "I Love Towelie" / "I Hate Towelie" shirts like the ones on that episode.
   A reviewer from Miami, Fl
cute shirt
The shirt is really cute but on the back there should be a pic of towlie when he's high saying "wanna get high???" lmao ^.^
   steven mctowlie from IRELAND
towlie t-shirt
anywhere i can get "i hate towlie t-shirt" there brillant
   Diane from Jacksonville,Florida
Product Development
Please make a I LOVE TOWLIE T SHIRT with bloodshot eyes I have to have one PLEASE
   JESSICA from bronx,newyork
The best shirt ever!!!!
i think this shirt is great!i think towelie is sexy!he should have a g-string on with apot in his hand saying "wanna smoke and do it at the same time?towelie makes me horny right now!i luv towelie!
  A reviewer from France
You're a towel
I have no idea what's goin' on
   Jimmaaaaaaaaay from England =D
Good stuff
What a wicked product =P gotta get me 1 of those!!!! does anyone know if they deliver to the UK, as i guess this is based in America?



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