Harmful If Swallowed
Harmful If Swallowed
by Dane Cook
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Over a decade ago, Dane Cook released his debut album Harmful If Swallowed. Since then the album has gone platinum and become a classic and Cook is arguably the biggest comedian out there today. This limited edition vinyl re-issue comes with exclusive new cover art and remastered-for-vinyl audio. A must-have for true fans.
|Vinyl Release Date:||November 25, 2013|
|Studio:||Comedy Central Rec.|
|Number Of Discs:||2|
|Average Customer Rating:|| based on 321 reviews|
|2. ||Parking Structure|
|3. ||Umm, Hello?|
|4. ||Car Accident|
|5. ||Tire In The Face|
|6. ||Would You Rather...|
|7. ||Firemen & Policemen & Minature Golf Course Security Guard|
|8. ||The BK Lounge|
|9. ||Pregnant Lady|
|10. ||Five Sisters|
|11. ||Slip 'n' Bleed|
|12. ||Speak 'n' Spell|
|13. ||Operation - Monopoly|
|1. ||Don't Tickle Me|
|4. ||Fuk And The Finga|
|5. ||Just Wanna Dance|
|8. ||Hopped Up On The Q|
|9. ||Not So Kool-Aid|
|10. ||Pick A Number Please!|
|11. ||Bonus Track|
|Average Customer Review: ( 321 customer reviews )
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19 of 23 found the following review helpful:
5 STARS?? HOW ABOUT 10!!!!! Aug 16, 2003
I first saw Dane Cook on Comedy Central like most people, and he won me over from the start. I immediately searched amazon to see if he had a comedy cd out. Once i saw "Harmful If Swallowed" was out i instantly bought it without hesitation.
The cd itself is absolutely hilarious!!! My favorite tracks are his rants on how uncool Kool-Aid is and the quiet pickles lady at the "BK Lounge" drive-thru. It's the best to listen to any time, anywhere. Especially when sitting in traffic, it'll put a big smile on your face. If anyone tries to cut you off you won't be cursing, you'll be laughing when u catch yourself saying "ummm... helllllooooo???!, ummm hiii???!!" as Dane points out on the cd.
I've demanded my friends to watch the dvd and every single one has cried from laughter. It's got an unedited version of his comedy central special, with ALOT of deleted jokes - which i was surprised were cut from the show b/c they are way too funny!! I, myself, can't sit through it without my stomach hurting by the end. Do yourself a favor and buy this cd/dvd combo. It's a great deal and the comedy never gets tired or old after a few plays! GO BUY IT!
34 of 43 found the following review helpful:
Buy this if you want to nearly kill yourself... Nov 11, 2005
By L. Wimberley
Seriously, if you get this cd and you don't preview it before you take it for a drive in your car, there is a likely chance that you will get into an accident from laughing so hard. I had to physically turn off my cd player in my car because I was laughing so hard in the first 8 minutes of the performance. NOT SAFE! Hahaha. But it's completely worth 10x the pruchase price, its one of the funniest cds I've ever heard. I'd kept hearing how funny Dane Cook is but I hate buying into hype right away so I wasn't in a rush to buy it. I'm sorry I waited. If you have ANY interest at all in the art form of COMEDY, buy this CD immedietly, but be forewarned about listening to it for the first time while driving... it's a hazard!
6 of 6 found the following review helpful:
GIVING COMEDY A PUNCH IN THE FACE Dec 27, 2004
HARMFUL IF SWALLOWED is Dane Cook's debut CD, but you may have already seen him perform on Comedy Central. This CD also comes with a DVD that includes the edited and unedited versions of his Comedy Central special, and his appearance on PREMIUM BLEND. Dane Cook is one of the funniest comedians I have ever heard. He tackles issues in modern America and the things that almost everybody goes through. He gets what most other comedians miss... he gets those akward moments that occur in everyday life and all of those stupid things that people do. He handles our obsession with car accidents, being late, nightmares, tickling, childhood dreams, harsh realizations, and other aspects of life. Some people may not think he is funny, but I think he is hilarious. He reminds me of those interesting conversations that you have with people, and I try to say that as non-homosexual as possible. You see all of those moments in your life that make you self-conscious, embarassed, or plain annoyed, and just laugh at them. You listen to all of his stories and the way he puts those unspeakable feelings into words. I think he is one of those great comedians that sticks out and has the ability to become one of the most famous people in Hollywood. I don't know when it is going to happen, but I can feel it coming. This CD has 24 tracks, and is one of the smartest purchases you can make.
8 of 9 found the following review helpful:
I'm not sure it's possible to put this cd into words... Jul 25, 2003
By Jodi K.
Dane Cook is the funniest man alive. That sentence pretty much sums up my feelings on this cd. Old fans and new fans alike will not be disappointed by this re-release. Dane's jokes never cease to make me crack up and the bonus joke had me laughing so hard I almost crashed my car the first time I heard it. The dvd does not disappoint either. The un-edited, hour long version of the Comedy Central performance was hilarious. It was worth the wait to see the whole thing but they should have given a genius like Dane a full hour special to begin with. The cd/dvd combo is modestly priced so everyone should rush out and buy it immediately!!!
4 of 4 found the following review helpful:
Your IQ has nothing to do with finding him entertaining... Jun 15, 2005
After reading quite a few of the negative reviews on here, I noticed that quite a few of them made comments that insulted the intelligence of the people that enjoy Dane's material. I find this to be very insulting. I may not be the smartest person on the planet, but I can guarantee you that my IQ does not fall into the "middle to low range" as one reviewer has suggested.
While Dane's comedy may not suit everyone, he sure does seem to entertain quite a few people. Is he the wittiest or most clever comedian out there? No, but he delivers some very entertaining routines. The only reason I didn't give this 5 stars is because some(not all) of his stuff on the CD part requires you to actually see him to get the full effect, but again that's not really his fault since it is only a CD. Plus, I do think he overdoes it a little on some of the stand-up on the DVD.
Overall though, he is a really great comedian. The first time I heard this CD, I was on a roadtrip with some friends(I was the driver). Not the smartest thing to do. I was laughing extremely hard at times that it was hard to focus on actually driving. The first time I actually saw his standup was on the Comedy Central presents... The part that really did it in for me was the "why did you stop and let me hit you at a legal red light!" routine(not exactly verbatim but you get the idea). Once I heard the "that tire hunted Mary down!" track, I was hooked.
While the 1st few minutes of the CD start off kind of weak, Dane quickly picks up the pace and doesn't slow down til the end. I would highly recommend this CD/DVD for fans that like silly, non-serious comedy. If you try to overanalyze things too much, then maybe you should borrow somebody else's copy before buying it.
I am highly anticipating his new DOUBLE CD/ DVD coming out on July 26th. I have my standards very high and I believe that Dane will definitely let me write another good review.
Oh and I just remembered one more of the other negative reviewer's comment of how they can't successfully repeat a joke to a friend and get a laugh. My response: If you could deliver a joke as well as the actual comedian, then what is the point in the comedian actually being there. Very few comedians these days actually just stand there and tell a joke in a monotone voice. Most comedians do change their voices around and require you to actually see them before you can fully appreciate the joke.
Get over yourselves and thinking you are more intelligent than everyone that likes him just because you don't. Everybody is entitled to their own opinions and there is no need to insult them because they may not agree with you.
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